metamadman ([info]metamadman) wrote in [info]politicartoons,
2008-04-05 09:40:00

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[info]atreides74

April 5 2008, 16:51:54 UTC 4 years ago

*lol*
If Jesus was real, I'd say he'd be proud of whoever created this.

Great stuff!

[info]sunpony

April 5 2008, 17:02:11 UTC 4 years ago

As a quasi-agnostic former-evangelical Buddhist, I think this rocks! I always like it when people actually read the Bible rather than torque it to fit their own prejudices!

Although. . .this is totally prejudiced against divorced people! :-)

[info]lafinjack

April 6 2008, 04:50:36 UTC 4 years ago

What turned you to quasi-agnosticism, assuming there's one single thing, if I may be so bold?

[info]sunpony

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[info]edgar_suit

April 5 2008, 17:04:12 UTC 4 years ago

I was raised in a really richy rich church. My mom had a little saying about how a preacher's suit shouldn't cost more than the one of the poorest member of the congregation.

"Give up your kingdom for the Kingdom of Heaven" apparently doesn't mean anything anymore.

[info]drivebyluna

April 5 2008, 19:18:15 UTC 4 years ago

I remember reading a Time magazine one time and there was a letter to the editor saying that Mormons weren't true Christians because Mormons believe that salvation is through belief in Jesus and doing good works. Apparently REAL Christians only achieve salvation through believing in Jesus Christ.


O_o

[info]hikarugenji

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[info]thebigbadbutch

April 5 2008, 17:21:44 UTC 4 years ago

This is some hogwash. If Jesus wasn't from the good ol' US of A how come The Bible is written in American?

Ok really I love this and it's full with Jesus approved WIN.

[info]johnny9fingers

April 6 2008, 15:12:55 UTC 4 years ago

If Jesus wasn't from the good ol' US of A how come The Bible is written in American?
Because of good ol' King James I.....of America, at a guess. All I need to know now is where Pontius Pilate comes in and it can be my specialist subject....

[info]lai_lai_ranma

April 5 2008, 17:32:05 UTC 4 years ago

This goes on my profile page. FUCK YES.

[info]lafinjack

April 6 2008, 18:14:48 UTC 4 years ago

I have this one:

[info]hoboclown

April 5 2008, 17:41:11 UTC 4 years ago

I like the "Buddy Christ" pose.

[info]speckled_llama

April 5 2008, 17:48:35 UTC 4 years ago

*Smile*

the right side seems to be partially cut off, is that just my computer?

[info]hacksawbebo

April 5 2008, 18:33:29 UTC 4 years ago

As spot on as I find this information, I really don't like anyone putting words in Jesus' mouth; even if they are doing it to stick it to self-absorbed, whinny, hypocritical church-goers. There are several things that this portion takes out of context that are just as bad as what the Evangelical Right does on a constant basis.

[info]sunpony

April 5 2008, 19:07:40 UTC 4 years ago

There are several things that this portion takes out of context that are just as bad as what the Evangelical Right does on a constant basis.

For example. . . ?

[info]madscience

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[info]xforge

April 5 2008, 19:16:30 UTC 4 years ago

Full disclosure: Jesus-lovin' XTN here. And I LOVE it!!! Huzzahs all around.

[info]tbonestg

April 5 2008, 19:55:46 UTC 4 years ago

Wow. That guy sounds like an annoying lib.

And he really needs an education in economics.

[info]sunpony

April 5 2008, 21:13:15 UTC 4 years ago

OK. So?

[info]xforge

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[info]glenniebun

April 5 2008, 23:22:09 UTC 4 years ago

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of what Jesus said. Of course, Jesus said a lot of stupid things.

[info]lachrymite

April 6 2008, 01:22:47 UTC 4 years ago

Win.

[info]sleightgirl

April 6 2008, 02:58:39 UTC 4 years ago

Win!

[info]calysto

April 6 2008, 06:18:52 UTC 4 years ago

Oh my.

I'm going to use that last paragraph as often as possible.

I think I'm in love.

[info]johnny9fingers

April 6 2008, 10:26:22 UTC 4 years ago

That version of Jesus looks like a bass player I know.

[info]lafinjack

April 6 2008, 18:19:19 UTC 4 years ago

[info]ltmurdoch

April 7 2008, 16:11:26 UTC 4 years ago

Jesus is a registered trademark.

[info]bluejayway

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[info]kip_w

April 6 2008, 19:22:42 UTC 4 years ago

Every now and then, I used to drive by one of those churches with the three huge crosses (made of I-beams) out front, and I'd think to myself, if Jesus really does come back, they're ready for him.

[info]ltmurdoch

April 7 2008, 16:07:19 UTC 4 years ago

Ha, ha, ha! No shit. I can't think of a better way to torment a newly returned Jesus than to wave a bunch of torture devices at him.

[info]number9_dreams

April 6 2008, 19:38:03 UTC 4 years ago

Gnostics

Gnostics were probably the first and real X-tians. I love Gnosticism, it makes a lot of sense to me. The Church killed them and their writings, but some survived in The Dead Sea Scrolls and in what's called the Apocrypha. Religion without mysticism is Dogma. Dogma is a way of controlling people and their thoughts. I mean, come on! I get more spirituality from a sunset than a religion.
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