September 28th, 2004

just a bill
  • lyndz

(no subject)

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Ten

1. one to deny the lightbulb needs to be changed
2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed
3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb
4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness
5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb
6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "LIGHTBULB CHANGE ACCOMPLISHED"
7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. one to viciously smear #7
9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along
10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country

EDIT: afrodave, I'm sorry I deleted your comment. It posted three times and I just meant to delete the second two but accidentally deleted all three. If you want to repost your comment, that's fine.