October 31st, 2004

(no subject)

Bill Clinton, John Kerry and George W. Bush
died and found themselves standing on the other
side of the Jordan River, looking across at the
promised land.

The Archangel Michael was standing on the
other and shouted over to the three surprised
Americans, "Contrary to what you have been
taught, each of you will have to wade across the
Jordan River."

As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured
them by saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only
proportionally according the lies you have told on
earth. The more you have lied the more you will sink
into the water."

The three American sages of political lore looked at
one another, trying to determine who shall be the first
brave soul to cross the Jordan River.

Finally George W Bush volunteered to go first. Clinton,
knowing he had told many lies decided he would have to
face up to his life of lies. John Kerry, hero that he is, stood
back until the others had taken a stand on what they would do.

Slowly George W. Bush began into the river, and slowly the
water began to get higher and higher, reaching to his waist.
George began to sweat, thinking that all of his lies were coming
back to haunt him. He was beginning to wonder if he would ever
see the other side. Finally, after what seemed liked an eternity,
he began to emerge on the river's bank.

As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to
see how the other two were doing A shock of surprise
registered on his face as he saw John Kerry almost in the
middle of the river and only his ankles barely touching the

He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I don't believe this,
the man told constant lies, he rarely told the truth. I can't
believe you have fallen for his lies too."

Archangel Michael replied calmly ... "He's standing on
Clinton's shoulders."