August 24th, 2012

Jumpy beasts

We've replaced the GOP's dog whistles with racist air horns, let's see if they notice

"Now I love being home in this place where Ann and I were raised, where both of us were born," Mr. Romney said, standing alongside his wife, Ann, and his running mate, Representative Paul D. Ryan. "Ann was born in Henry Ford Hospital just down the street from the GM plant I would have let close. I was born in Harper Hospital just next to a steel mill whose employees lost their health care coverage so I could buy dancing horses. No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised."

Candidate A: I have released my tax returns and birth certificate.

Candidate B: I have not released my tax returns and I am better than you, President Poopy Pants, because no one ASKED to see my birth certificate.