We'd lose the best and brightest - right?
"Folks, it's time for me to come clean. I had an improper relationship with my biographer. I spent a lot of time alone with the author of these books. There was a connection and let's just say he got a little handsy. And I did things I never thought I would do, but have been doing for decades. I'm sorry." -- Stephen Colbert http://on.cc.com/UF08Pz