August 4th, 2013

'Teenage Exorcists' Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons

Fun things they teach you about demons!

  • "Satan can't just go into anybody that he wants to. He has to have a legal right."

  • You can catch demons from having sex prostitutes.

  • You can catch demons from being sexually abused.

  • Teen exorcists stay away from things like Harry Potter, witchcraft, violence, Twilight (mostly because the storyline is "not attractive at all"), really scary horror movies, and "sexual stuff."

  • The teen exorcists were "crushed" by the death of Margaret Thatcher. She was an inspiration.

I'm terribly glad that these teens represent the scientific future of our nation.