November 19th, 2013

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Terrified Obama Trapped Inside Healthcare.gov Website

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WASHINGTON—According to an urgent report issued today by the White House, a terrified and frantic President Obama is currently trapped inside the healthcare.gov website.

Early reports indicate the president inadvertently became physically enmeshed in the inner workings of the online health insurance exchange at approximately 11:48 a.m. this morning, and is at this very moment attempting to find any possible means of escape from the highly unstable and dangerous healthcare.gov internal network.

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ninja says die

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macondald advice

if you cant see, its an advice site for macdonalds employees. it advices "braking food in to pieces of results in eating less and still feeling full"

i dont think this is offered as dieting advice.