November 28th, 2013

Mayhem

What a bunch of turkeys

Gun lobbyist claims guns were in the Bible and God is 'judging' unarmed Americans
"But the only way to avoid that is to be on our knees and to be asking for God's pleasure,"


I bet this guy actually uses phrases like "Accessing brain information"
Seattle restaurant owner and 'tech nerd' at odds over use of 'Google Glass'

"I would love an explanation, apology, clarification, and if the staff member was in the wrong and lost the owner money last night and also future income as well, that this income be deducted from her pay or her termination," Starr wrote.

John Fugelsang's advice: Tell conservative relatives Thanksgiving 'invented socialism for undocumented immigrants'

"Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot h'ors d'ourves. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground." - Wednesday Addams