December 12th, 2013

Love Is Blind

Teflon George: First date's on you!

Looking for dramatic excitement? Life become a humdrum routine lacking the thrilling esteem of firearm squabbles and local police visits? No one care enough to call 9/11 over YOUR relationship? Looking for a man who will stand his ground and shoot sapphire bullets of pure love through your chest cavity?

Suitors, you are in luck! The man of your dreams is again armed and free. And the most recent jealous ex has been safely court ordered to keep her distance - literally 450 meters.

Come and get some Lovers!