richardthe23rd (pigshitpoet) wrote in politicartoons,

Unclear News

Japan at Nature's Edge: The Nuclear Context of an Unclear Power

You know that smell in the air, where everyone says, "Whodunnit?" but nobody will own up to it. Well it seems Japan is in denial about Unclear waste from Nuclear power... and now America has signs of the disease. - Peter Barakan (journalist at large)

Unclear power

If it smells like shit and it looks like shit, it probably is shit. Much like projectile vomit, in most average shit cases, verbal diarrhoea comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips off your ass cheeks, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the Big Pharma ass fairy plastic surgeon comes in and creates new ass cheeks for you out of chicken fat. Coprophilia (also known as coprolagnia) is a paraphilia where people get sexual pleasure from faeces. Sexual excitement typically comes from either (i) watching somebody defecate on somebody else (as is the case between right and left politics) or (ii) they themselves defecating on somebody else (which has somehow become a daily American media practice). In rare instances, some people may become sexually aroused when they are defecated upon by somebody else. The American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) believes this disorder has now spread to America from ocean bound Nuclear waste in the Pacific reaching the shores of California, resulting in the 2016 US election and ensuing faecal matters in the form of "the Donald" a giant turd, creating a big stink in the land.

Trump Dump

Inspiration Street : Streetsmart Street Art "Dump Trump" Trump Dump Corpora-phelia (fear of corporate reprisal)

However, Japan is way ahead of the curve in recently producing digestible waste from its own human faeces. Apparently it sort of tastes like chicken!

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Tags: environment, political extremism
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